The Legend of Protagonist

Our hero, Protagonist, finds themself on the run from the formidable Princess McGuffin. Now on the run, Protagonist must find a means of escape, lest they risk capture. It's up to you to determine how they escape.

This interactive fiction is primarily based on the Choose Your Own Adventure novel series, but is designed to be much sillier, with choices that don't make much sense, generally silly writing, and slightly over-the-top consequences of actions.